Finally another entry from Pork Cutlet boy. I couldn't find it today but fortunately I wrote a copy of it yesterday. This one is actually quite moving I think...

"Spring come,
you are beautiful,
do you love me?
Yes, very much,
I like a pork cutlet,
I'm crazy for you"

I asked the third grade kids to write a Haiku in English. Here are some of my favourites.

"I miss braked poteto,
in this season".
By Sara

"I like freedom, I like sleep,
I love Sae". (Sae is a boy in my class)
By Kyosuke (A boy in my class)

"Pear eat right now!
I'm dying to eat pear!
It say too much, go too far!"
By Kei

"I have snotty noes,
Why this make me sad"
By Genki

"This tabacco is delicious,
I want to have more please"
By Toru

"I love you,
Couldn't only say,
But I love a pork cutlet."
By Taiga

Let me know what you think and i will pass the message on.

Jamie Sparrow is missing the lime light. Japan is the most amazing place I have ever been and I can't see myself leaving anytime soon but making tunes with Max Cadabra was all that and a bag of poteto chipsu. As I only have two friends on here I will inform them of recent events.

• I went to Fukuoka. The largest city in Kyushu that blew my mind. Me and some other Gaijin scum went to a nightclub. Nightclubs are fairly new and rare places in Japan so it was pretty interesting. They mainly played 'fresh' hip hop that the Japanese rude boys break danced too. A group of about 10 Japanese people 'battled' each other. A drunk Japanese guy who wasn't in the competition invaded the circle by forward rolling and then lying on his back laughing. Some things are truely universal.
• After the nightclub I ran away from my friends and checked into a capsule hotel. I paid at the desk (I was only reminded of this the moring after when I tried to pay again. Drunk wazzock). I was directed towards a locker room and told to get naked. All of my possesions were locked away and forgotten for I was about to enter the ultimate boys club. Still naked I walked down the corridor with cleaning ladies politley greeting me with a konnichiwa. It was 6am and I was very very drunk. I felt no shame whatsoever, not only due to the alcohol but also due to the fact that nudity is a different ball game in Japan. People just don't care here. I stepped into an Onsen room with about four baths. I went over to a cleaning pod and shaved and brushed my teeth which was all provided. I cleaned myself and got into the baths. It was awesome. I had some casual chit chat with twp salary men and then got out. Still stark bollock I went through to te drying area and spoke to a 60 year old Japanese lady. She didn't look at my chap once. She was a very nice smiley lady who seemed interested in me being from England. She handed me some night clothes and I headed for my capsule. On the way I passed a massage room a Cinema room a man selling manga comics and a smoking lounge (Although you can smoke anywhere). I was taken to my capsule and in I climbed. It was very comfortable and spacious. There is just a curtain that seperates you from the outside coridor so there was nothing clostrophobic about it. I whacked on the TV and there it was. My first pixelated Japanese pornography seitting. I woke up at midday feeling really bad but also really good. I made my way back to the locker room and got all my stuff back. I checked my phone which told me my friends were on their way to an American diner stlye place that had real cheese and great burgers. Fried meat and cheese is always the best hangover food.
• Too many events to discuss now. will carry on later.

Please forgive me for any N00b ups. I am trying to get my head around how this all works. For now I will just post a photo of myself on my bike.  Enjoy.